Homemade Ham

My life seems to becoming messier and messier since I retired. I have stuff all over the place or put away neatly and unfindable. Over the last three days, I have had appointments taking up the mornings, and then the afternoons have been filled with other things. When my routines are too unsettled, I get unsettled, and it seems like I just disappear. That introvert just evaporates with too many external activities and a sense of identity vanishes with it. Of course, this makes my chaotic retired life even messier. So, today I am determined to go through the house and put things away. Yesterday, though, I needed to make a ham.

Pork ham? Turkey ham?

Nope.

Tailor’s Ham.

Mine is missing, along with my clapper and sleeve roll. Neatly put away in a bag or a box, or out in the 5th dimension, or being hovered over with exquisite care by the Goddess Annoia.

I did a bit of research on patterns. There are actually a lot out there. YouTube has videos and google has oogles of them. Professor Pincushion on YouTube has a pretty good video, as well as a free pattern on their website that I used.

You can find the paper pattern here, but be warned, you do need to sign up for their free account. If you like their stuff, it’s worth it; I have found many useful tips and bits of information in their videos over the years.

Well, let’s begin. For the pattern, I used the one mentioned above. From my stash I found a piece of tightly woven muslin and a piece of tightly woven cotton flannel. Both are 100% cotton. Each piece was about 1/4 yard – just a scrap. Okay, a list:

    • 2 pieces of cotton material,  one muslin, one flannel, but use what you want – just make sure the fabric can handle high temperatures
    • sewing machine
    • thread
    • hand sewing needle and thread
    • filling material for the ham, also capable of high heat.  Some recommended fillings are old cotton rags, sand, sawdust, or hamster bedding.   (I used sawdust – called “Wood Flour” – which I bought from Amazon)

Easy steps to success!

    • Iron fabric.
    • Lay out pattern with 1/2 inch  margin around it.  I traced around the pattern pieces, marking the fabric with pencil.
    • Pin the pieces together, right sides together.  Sew around, leaving a section about 3-4 inches open for a hole for filling the ham with stuffing.  Back stitch by opening, and then run another bead of sewing around the  critter.   Trim and clip the curves.
    • Turn right side out.
    • Stuff.
      • I  propped the opening to the inside of the ham up with a toilet paper tube, and using a table spoon began shoveling the  sawdust into the  ham.  I felt like I was making goose liver fois gras, which did not feel especially good, but that is what went through my mind.  As I filled up the ham, I pounded and shifted the sawdust into place.  Toward the end, I used my fingers to push the sawdust in even more, changed to a smaller spoon, and continued.  I started at the dining room table, but soon moved outside, donning a medical mask as it was really dusty, and  continued the force feeding.  Finally, 15 minutes later, nearly all 5 quarts of the “wood flour” was gone, and my ham was fat, happy, and very solid.
    • Fold over the opening to the ham and hand stitch it closed.
    • Admire your ham.

This was a really simple project.  It took a couple of days to get my order in from Amazon, but that was okay.  I was too busy to worry about it and figured an afternoon would produce a most satisfying result, which it did.    If you look in the photo above, taken by me of course, you can admire my fine ham, toilet paper tube, and vintage Singer 403A sewing machine.

Inktober 2019: Days 7-11

I’m really stuck this year – maybe I just don’t have the time or focus or desire?  Hard to say.  I am behind.  I don’t really like some of the pens I have been using for Inktober as they have to be either disposable or impervious to the corrosive effects of the iron gall ink I am using.

Maybe it’s the paper? Some of the paper I am drawing on is really old and yellowed, and not really of artistic quality. I have no idea what it is made of, and is in an sketchbook that is easily 20 years old, and one I never used.

#7: Enchanted

#8: Frail

#9: Swing

#10: Pattern

#11 Snow

Time, Paper, and Tape

The sewing bug has bit me again!  Now that I have time to sit down and think, I also have time to sew.  I just finished a flannel robe in the past couple of weeks, as well as hemmed a couple of pairs of jeans for Josh.  Now the plan is for a new blouse out of some gauzy material with gold printing on it.  Yeah, sounds bizarre, or gaudy, but it really is rather pretty.

I have any number of patterns, but none seemed especially suited for my very first foray into sewing with gauze.  Looking around on the internet, I came across some patterns by StyleArc, an indie pattern company out of Australia.  They get good reviews, so I decided this blouse would be perfect.  A bit of a challenge, but simple enough . . . .

When you buy online patterns, often they are downloadable as a PDF file that you print out at 100% (to make sure you get the right size).  From there you tape everything together to create your pattern pieces, and then cut.  And then tape some more, front and back.  After that, you get to sewing!

Sewing with Flannel

Last Christmas I made my husband a flannel robe.  I had never sewn with flannel before, and having found a really soft, lofty, excellent flannel at the local fabric store, on sale no less for 50% off, I had to try it.  His current robe was a flimsy one made of cheap flannel, too short, and not very warm.  So, off to work I went, and you can read more about it here.  As with all washable fabrics, I washed it on the hottest setting and dried it on the hottest setting – cotton shrinks, flannel is linty, and the sizing and such makes a fabric deceptive.

I figured I knew enough about sewing and fabric that I didn’t need much more than my accumulated knowledge.  However, as I proceeded to cut out the robe, I became aware of just how much flannel stretches!  The robe was really lopsided, even though I cut out each piece separately to match the plaid weave.  I was soooooo careful!  I attributed the mismatched plaid to my own casual approach to sewing – I do it for fun, enjoyment, and not to make myself nutso with idealized perfection – but soon realized the fabric itself had its own personality.

Fast forward to the past week.  I made myself a robe out of the same pattern for the same reasons I made my husband a new robe.  My summer robe was too short, had crappy flannel, the waist set too high.  I bought a lighter weight flannel than the plaid for my husband, figuring it would be more tightly woven and thus have fewer problems.  As usual, I pre-washed the flannel in super hot water and dried it on super hot.  Since this flannel is printed, I didn’t worry about it too much after that . . . but I still found that, even though was picky about my cutting, when I went to sew it, some pieces were warped, even with stay stitching.

Hmmmm.  What is going on here?

Research revealed some things I didn’t know, but had learned by experience.  Viewing YouTube videos on sewing with flannel came up with some suggestions, paralleling many of my own ideas after sewing two robes and having more flannel projects in the sewing wings.  Let’s begin . . .

Before Sewing

  • Determine the yardage for your garment based on the nap layout.  Flannel is a napster!
  • Buy 20% more fabric than you need as flannel shrinks a lot!
  • Buy at least 1 yard more if you need to match plaids, or even more if the plaid is a large one.
  • Pre-wash in super hot water and dry.  Repeat if necessary.
  • Use a starch or sizing spray on the reverse side of your fabric when you iron it prior to cutting out your pattern
  • Iron by the press-and-lift method – don’t iron back and forth or in a circular manner as this will cause the fabric to warp

Cutting Out Your Pattern

  • Flannel has nap.  Determine the direction in which you wish to lay out your pattern.
  • Lay out all pieces in one direction because of the nap.
  • Cut out pieces individually if you have a plaid so that you can match up the weave if you wish.
  • Mark all notches and dots – this will help keep your pattern in line when you sew – remember it is gonna stretch!

Getting Ready to Sew

  • Stay stitch where directed by your pattern.
    • I plan to stay stitch around each piece before sewing – this might help with stretching issues, it may not, even though I zigzag all my pieces prior to sewing.
  • Finish all the edges of a piece before you sew – this will cut down on fraying (and flannel wants to fray) as you sew, even if you have to trim seams later on.
  • Use a walking foot / quilting foot if you have one.  The differential feed helps reduce the stretching of the flannel as you sew.  If you don’t have a walking foot or differential feed on your machine, roll the fabric up and support it so that the upper layer especially is not weighted down.  This helps a bit.
  • Use a new needle.  For heavier flannels, use a 16/90 sharp or universal; lighter weights use a 14/80.
  • Increase your stitch length.  Most modern machines default to 2.5mm – try 3.0 to 3.5 depending on the fabric.
  • Use polyester thread as it is a bit stretchy and can work with the natural tendency of the flannel to stretch.  Cotton thread is always my thread of choice, but it doesn’t stretch.
  • Decrease your upper thread tension if you can.  Less pressure on the fabric means less stretching as you sew.
  • Pin, pin, and pin some more!  This helps keep the fabric from slithering around as you sew.  Or, if you like, hand baste each piece.  This might actually help when matching up plaids more so than pins.
    • For my next robe, for my husband’s brother, which is made out of the same fabric as his, this is what I plan to do.

Sewing the Garment

  • Take your time.  I slow down my sewing considerably when I sew flannel.  This helps me keep the fabric under more control than if I am zipping along at maximum speed.
  • Remove pins just before they slide under the presser foot.  If you snap a pin, you might find it is difficult to locate later on.
  • Think about how you want to prevent the fraying so inherent in flannel.  How are you going to control it?  Consider
    • serging the seams
    • overcast stitching the seams if your machine has such
    • zigzagging the seams
    • flat felled seams
    • French seams

After the Garment is Sewn

  • Hang the item up for a couple of days if it has a hem to be put in.  The fabric will stretch out and relax a bit.  This will allow for a better hemming experience I think (just what I think).
  • Hand sew hems and facings into place.  As flannel is stretchy, you can then slightly gather in excess fabric as you stitch.  The nap in the flannel allows for slightly larger stitches – more than one thread of the warp or weft can be picked up.  The stitch will be buried in the nap.

As you can see, this flannel is considerably less heavy than the one in Josh’s robe. It is very soft and fuzzy, which makes for a comfortable robe. Over time, we will see how good the quality of the fabric is through washing it. Now that it is shrunk, there is no need to wash it on super hot nor dry it the same way.

As you can see, this robe is baggy and loose. Wearing it is very comfortable. The off-the-shoulder sleeves, while perhaps not the most flattering, certainly are roomy. I made the small robe for myself and the large for Josh. The front overlap is good, covering more than enough in both sizes.

I had a few issues with the sewing sequence. I didn’t like the fact that the sleeves were sewn on and then the front bands. I personally would do front, back, front bands. From there I would add the pockets and loops to hold the belt. Afterward, shoulder seams. I also think that perhaps sewing the side seams and easing the top of the sleeve might make for a better match of the hems at the bottom of the sleeve. I also cut two belt loop pieces instead of one, using the other for a loop at the inner neckline to hang on the hook behind the bathroom door.

I didn’t spend 2 hours sewing this robe either! My time was about 10-12 hours. I really took my time, and spent a couple of hours for about a week sewing, ironing, finishing seams, hand sewing hems and front bands. The final product is pretty nice and looks professionally made. I am not sure if the fabric caused some of the pieces to stretch in weird ways, but it was not something that caused issues in the end. On the front of the robe, even though I matched notches and dots, one band was shorter than the robe front and the other was a bit longer. Hemming took care of such discrepancies.

In the end, I like this robe pattern, but for a woman, perhaps one sized for a female build would be a better choice. Unisex patterns are, in my experience, sized for men. Big shoulders, narrower hips. I look a bit different than that!

Undulations

More post processing of older pictures.  Over the next week, revisits to the California Poppy Reserve outside Los Angeles.  The day we went was windy and cold, and my fingers were so numb I could barely hold the camera.  The sky was filled with clouds, the air was clear, and the hills were covered with blues and oranges of lupine and poppies.

This caught my eye yesterday – all the curves in the cloud, path, hills, shadows.