
The Ticks
by Douglas Florian
Not gigan-tic.
Not roman-tic.
Not artis-tic.
Not majes-tic.
Not magne-tic.
Nor aesthe-tic.
Ticks are strictly parasi-tic.
(As an aside, I am behind again with Inktober!!)

by Douglas Florian
Not gigan-tic.
Not roman-tic.
Not artis-tic.
Not majes-tic.
Not magne-tic.
Nor aesthe-tic.
Ticks are strictly parasi-tic.
(As an aside, I am behind again with Inktober!!)

A Santa Catastrophe
by Moi
Santa came to our house last night
The last stop on his weary flight,
Thinking of cookies or dreaming of beer.
Whatever, something happened I fear.
Headfirst he tumbled out of his sleigh
As all of his reindeer just flew away.
He fell straight down, downward into
Our old and tarry chimney flue.
Needless to say, he raised quite a fuss
And I heard many a new-to-me cuss.
We are not sure just what to do
So Santa is stuck in our dirty old flue.

I confess, the only good thing about a Brussels sprout is to draw it . . . no matter how cooked, I just cannot enjoy them. Oh, well.

― William Shakespeare
I am far behind on Inktober 2021, but the brain still works a bit, as does pen and ink.

by Baxter Black
There’s a hundred years of history,
And a hundred before that,
All gathered in the thinkin’
Goin’ on beneath this hat.
And back behind his eyeballs
And pumpin’ through his veins,
Is the ghost of every cowboy
That ever held the reins.
Every coil in his lasso’s
Been thrown a million times,
His quite concentrations
Been distilled through ancient minds.
It’s evolution workin’
When silver scratches hide,
And a ghostly cowboy chorus
Fills his head and says ‘let’s ride’.
The cold flame burns within him
‘Till his skins as cold as ice,
And the dues he paid to get here
Are worth every sacrifice.
All the miles spent sleep drivin’
All the money down the drain,
All the ‘if I’s’ and ‘nearly’s’
All the bandages and pain.
All the female tears left dryin’
All the fever and the fight,
Are just a small down payment
On the ride he makes tonight.
It’s guts and love and glory,
One mortal’s chance at fame,
His legacy is rodeo,
And cowboy is his name.