Water, Water Everywhere

With a loud, resounding whooosh! our water heater exploded last night.  The ceiling in the garage was the main target of spouting water, and the floors and walls and all enjoyed a good bath.  Plans to replace it this morning had been made earlier this week . . . but I have dirty dishes, dirty clothes, and now, dirty toilets.  Ugh!  Luckily, there is a 500 gallon spa in the back yard to provide potty water for flushing the more noxious matter, and even a grocery store for bottled water if we run out of what we have.  Modern conveniences are sorely underrated until you need to use them. Sewage systems and toilets and running water are not modern.  According to various web sources . . .

  • King Minos of Crete had a water closet in 2800 BCE
  • Toilets were discovered in China dating to 200 BCE
  • Skara Brae, in Scotland, during 3100 BCE had a water movement system using a nearby river to remove waste from their domiciles
  • The Romans had aqueducts to bring water into cities, public baths, and other amenities
  • Queen Elizabeth I had a flush toilet in 1596
  • Chamber pots were used in the middle ages and emptied into the street below
  • Open sewers still run through many cities in the modern world
So, while I wait for Uncle Ed to arrive, and wander out to the spa for a bucket or two of water, I will leave you the video below to enjoy.

Nothing Much

Well, the water heater is dying, so it is getting replaced on Saturday by Josh and his uncle.  Fun stuff, eh?  Meanwhile, a hose is running from the drain pan to the garden to keep the garage from getting soaked.  It’s all because of an ever-increasing leak.  At least we still have hot water.

But that is boring news.  I’ve been doing a bit of knitting, finishing up a shawl, starting a new one, with sock yarn and a lot of stitches.  Ugh, not sure if that is what I want.

And I have also been enjoying some flowers, which never fail to cheer me up!

Smokin! – ii

Yesterday’s dinner was a raging success!  We smoked the ribs for about 8 hours.  About half way in, the coals were burnt down, and needed replenishing.  More hickory chips were added at this point, and the water pan refilled.  We took this time to move the upper rack of ribs to the lower position, and the lower to the upper.  Mopping continued.  While continuing to smoke, biscuits and honey butter were made, the salad created and a complementary vinaigrette.  The beans continued to cook in a very slow oven until it came time to up the heat for the biscuits.

Baked Beans
1 lb. small white beans or navy beans
2/3 c. maple syrup, dark amber
1 onion, diced fine
6 strips thick cut bacon, chopped into 1 inch pieces
2 T. brown sugar
1 tsp. fresh ground black pepper
1/4 c. ketchup
pinch salt
water

Soak beans overnight. Rinse, pick through. Put into ovenproof Dutch oven with lid, Add all the rest of the ingredients, and enough water to cover the beans by about an inch. Mix it all together. Place in oven, bake at 350 for about 4 hours. Check periodically to ensure adequate liquid in pot to prevent burning. Drop temperature to 300 to continue cooking, or to keep warm until dinner time (if you don’t need the oven for something else!). Beans should be firm, but tender. You can also cook them ahead of time, and warm them up on the stove top.

Honey Butter

1/2 lb. sweet butter
1/4 c. honey
pinch sweet cinnamon
1/4 t. vanilla

Let butter come to room temperature. Beat in other ingredients until well blended. Butter will be rather soft. Return to refrigerator to chill. Serve on biscuits, or use on toast, or whatever needs it.

Subtle use of the cinnamon and vanilla will enhance the delicacy of the honey – I used orange blossom from a local farmer – too much will overwhelm the honey.

Buttermilk Biscuits

3 c. flour (I used King Arthur unbleached white)
1/2 lb (2 sticks) cold, sweet butter
2 T. baking powder
2 T. sugar
1 1/2 c. buttermilk
pinch salt
gourmet sea salt (optional)

Preheat oven to 425 F. Line large cookie sheet with parchment paper.

Combine pinch salt, sugar, powder and flour together in a large bowl. Cut butter into flour mixture until it resembles coarse meal. Pour in buttermilk, stir together briefly with fork until liquid incorporated. Turn out onto floured board and knead 10 times until smooth. Roll out to about 1/2-3/4 inch in height. Cut biscuits with 2-3″ cutter, or use a tumbler dipped in flour. Be efficient in cutting your biscuits to get the most use out of dough. Reshape leftover dough into ball, roll out again, and cut more biscuits. Repeat as necessary.

Place biscuits on cookie sheet. Brush milk or cream onto tops. If you want, sprinkle gourmet sea salt on top of biscuits – this is a nice counterpoint in taste to the honey butter.

Bake 12-15 minutes; cool on wire rack, or place in towel-lined bowl and bring to table for serving. Yield – 12-15 biscuits, depending on thickness of rolled dough.

Altogether, it took a couple of days to put this meal together, but the actual labor was not a lot.

Beans are easiest to soak overnight, but you can also do a quick soak method by cooking them about an hour before baking them. I cooked them Friday night for a few hours, and then finished them off on Saturday.

Our baby back ribs were frozen, so we took them out of the freezer, still wrapped, to defrost, and on the morning before smoking began, we put the rub on them. That was on Friday morning for the Saturday morning smoking. We started smoking around 9, and ended at 5 that evening.

Biscuits and honey butter took very little time. I made the honey butter a few hours before dinner so it could chill and become a bit more solid before dinner. The biscuits I started about an hour before serving, as prep time needed to be considered. I use a pastry cutter for the cutting, or sometimes just my fingers, rubbing the chilly butter into the flour.  

We had leftovers – some biscuits, honey butter, some beans, and some ribs. More than enough for us four, but if you have voracious eaters, consider upping the amounts.  Home brew (from another brew day) was enjoyed before, during, and after dinner.

Oh, forgot to add – we had root beer floats for dessert (but I would have preferred a black cow myself!).

Smokin! – i

Today is “supposed” to be up near 80 F.  Doesn’t feel like it will.  Windy, damp, cold; the house is 64 F.  Despite that, we are busy today, brewing beer and smoking baby back ribs for tonight’s guests.  (We invited ourselves, too.)  Menu is smoked baby back ribs, home made maple syrup baked beans, salad, and buttermilk biscuits.

Yesterday morning we mixed together a rub – about 2 cupsworth.  Today is smoking day.  And time enough to make the barbecue sauce and the mop.

Baby Back Ribs

For 4 people we have 8.5 pounds of ribs.  About 2.5 – 3.0 lbs. is usually good for the average person.

Rub

1/2 – 3/4 c. paprkia
2-4 T. fresh ground black pepper
1 t. salt (more or less to taste)
2-4 T. white sugar
2 T. dried chili powder
2-4 T. garlic powder
2-4 T. onion powder
1-2 t. cayenne

Rub thawed ribs with about half of total mixture. Let sit overnight in refrigerator. Pull out before setting up smoker and add more rub to both sides of ribs and sit at room temperature.

Set up smoker as required. We use a water smoker with briquets. Soaked hickory chips are sprinkled over the briquets prior to setting on water pan and positioning ribs in smoker. Two levels of ribs are set up in the smoker. Only the top one is going to have the mop placed on it. Anticipated cooking time is 6-8 hours, with a bit of time spent checking coals, chips, and water levels, along with mopping the ribs and flipping them over.

Mop

1/3 c. canola oil
2 c. apple cider vinegar
1 c. water
3 T. ground black pepper
2 T. paprika
2 T. Worcestershire sauce
2 T. aleppo pepper flakes

Place all ingredients into pan; warm up. Use to mop ribs every 1-2 hours, mopping both sides.

I keep this on the stove top, and warm it a bit with each application.

Mustard BBQ Sauce

1 6-oz. jar of Grey Poupon Country Dijon Mustard
1/3 c. water
3/4 small can tomato paste
2 T. aleppo pepper flakes
1 t. fresh black pepper
1 c. white vinegar
1 small onion, diced fine
2 T. garlic powder
1/4 c. agave syrup
1/4 c. brown sugar
pinch salt

Combine all ingredients in sauce pan; bring to simmer on medium heat. Once simmering, drop to very low flame, stirring occasionally, until sauce thickens. Adjust seasoning. Refrigerate until ready for use; warm just before serving. Or, you may bring sauce to room temperature by removing from refrigerator about an hour before serving.

You may like a more vinegary sauce – if you do, decrease the sugar. I added sugar to the original sauce because the bite of the vinegar was pretty sharp.

Dilemma

A Poison Tree

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears
Night and morning with my tears,
And I sunned it with smiles
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright,
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine – 

And into my garden stole
When the night had veiled the pole;
In the morning, glad, I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

 –William Blake