Pugsley the Watch Dog
Pugsley the Dog,
Drunk in a fog,
Got busted again,
“Watches for gin!”
Down at the station
With short-lived elation
He offered a few
With hopes for a brew.
“My elbow and wig!”
Cried cops with a jig
“We’ve caught ourselves a thief!”
Pugsley’s hopes came to grief.
Into a cell
At the toll of the bell
The Watch Dog was led
As guilty he pled.
No more do we
As honest and free
Need fear this mighty thug –
The world’s most dangerous pug!
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